There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
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The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
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You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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