what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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