just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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