he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
In other news, I just burned my penis
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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