...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
