Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I have tasted many bathrooms
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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