Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
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He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
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We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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