Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
