Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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