Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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