Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
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My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
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Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
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