They should really pass out barf bags in church
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Randomize
