do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
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He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
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My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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