'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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