I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
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I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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