using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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