we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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