This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
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I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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