So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
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I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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