what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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