He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
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I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
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as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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