if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
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Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
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I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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