Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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