But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
the liver wants what the liver wants
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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