Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
the liver wants what the liver wants
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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