No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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