What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
Randomize
