I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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