I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
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I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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