I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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