Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Randomize
