hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
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