i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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