I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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