As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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