whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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