I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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