I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
