I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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