i can't believe i had my finger in that
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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