i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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