They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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