i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
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I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
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He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize