I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
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he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
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This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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