Sponge bath it is.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
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i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
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You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
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