For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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