I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Small penises have feelings too.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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