you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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