bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
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you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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