new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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