Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Randomize
