I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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