BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I am full of burrito and curiosity
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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