On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
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Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
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Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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