i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
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Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
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