we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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